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hancljob:

wtf is homecoming?? who is coming home??? where have they been??? did they bring souvenirs??

April 20 with 211,438 notes

highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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April 20 with 45,712 notes

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

April 20 with 321,656 notes

ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

April 20 with 245,765 notes

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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April 20 with 462,176 notes

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

April 20 with 333,442 notes
huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired
taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 

shikaro:

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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oh my GOD

April 20 with 99,931 notes

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

The best thing about my roommate getting tumblr is that if he doesn’t reblog my text posts I can just go in his room and beat him up

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he didn’t reblog this

April 20 with 148,230 notes

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

April 20 with 532,014 notes

dutchster:

i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you

April 20 with 5,864 notes